Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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