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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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