Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I only write first editions.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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