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Humour is reason gone mad.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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