A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
GROUCHO MARXI am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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