If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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