Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I only write first editions.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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