Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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All geniuses die young.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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