Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARXI love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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