We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
GROUCHO MARXDie in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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