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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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