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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
Any place I hang my head is home.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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