Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARXShe got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
-
-
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
GROUCHO MARX -
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARX -
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX -
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
GROUCHO MARX -
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARX -
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
GROUCHO MARX -
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
GROUCHO MARX -
Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARX -
Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARX -
All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARX -
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARX -
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARX -
The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX -
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARX -
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
GROUCHO MARX