Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXShe got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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All geniuses die young.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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