I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARXI’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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