A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXI’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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