I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Time wounds all heels.
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