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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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