The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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