Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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