If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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