I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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