Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
GROUCHO MARXAnything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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