Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXAnything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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All geniuses die young.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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