Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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