Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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All geniuses die young.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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