A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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