If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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