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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.

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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Funny Humour Mind Smoking
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Event Eyes Happiness Inspirational Morning Myself Power Present Unhappiness
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Dreamss Hairs Nurse Red Romance
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Closer Holding Love One Liner Romance
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Arrow Banana Fly Fruit Time
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Man One Liner Success Victory Wife Woman
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Calm Deep Despair Laughter One Liner Peace
Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound

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