If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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