Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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