She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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All geniuses die young.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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