Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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