Any place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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