Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARXWe left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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