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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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