A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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