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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Ex Girl Look Pain Past Sad
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Born Democracy People Republic
Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Attitude Down Human Nature Myself Pick
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Cause Chief Divorce Marriage One Liner
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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