Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
GROUCHO MARXMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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All geniuses die young.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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