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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Time wounds all heels.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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