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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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