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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Drunk Febuary Morning
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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