Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXWhy, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXFrom the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
GROUCHO MARXI don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
GROUCHO MARXWhy don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXI love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARXOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.
GROUCHO MARXLearn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARXTime wounds all heels.
GROUCHO MARXI must admit, I was born at an early age.
GROUCHO MARXDo you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX