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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Cigar Love Mouth Relationship
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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All geniuses die young.
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Die Genius One Liner Young
Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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