If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXGetting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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