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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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