He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXYesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARXGo, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARXA man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARXIf I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
GROUCHO MARXWell, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARXLove flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
GROUCHO MARXHere’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
GROUCHO MARXIf you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
GROUCHO MARXAny place I hang my head is home.
GROUCHO MARXOutside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARXDo you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARXHumour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXWhatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX