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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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