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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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