Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXAll people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Time wounds all heels.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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