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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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