Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXAll people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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