Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXAll people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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