Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXAll people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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I only write first editions.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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