Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
GEORGE CARLINThe main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
More George Carlin Quotes
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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