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George Carlin Quote - The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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Committment Friendship Maintain Murder People Reason Victim
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Group Inspirational One Liner People Stupidity Underestimate
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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Helping Humour Life One Liner Shit
I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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Cost Deep Freedom Hobby Interest Money Positive

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