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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Brain Damage Healing Helping One Liner
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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