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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
GEORGE CARLIN

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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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