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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom.
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
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I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.
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Deep Inspirational Man Myself Shoes Sorry
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
GEORGE CARLIN

Confidence Inspirational Life
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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