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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes, dies.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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