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George Carlin Quote - Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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