I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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