I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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