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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

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