In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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