By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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