To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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