We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEI love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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