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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.

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