The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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