I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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