You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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