I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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