I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPEOne of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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