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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports

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