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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

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