Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEFailure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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