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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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