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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim

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