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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People

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