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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way

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