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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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