Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEThe Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
More Bob Hope Quotes
-
-
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
BOB HOPE -
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
BOB HOPE -
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE -
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPE -
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE -
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPE -
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPE -
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE -
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE -
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
BOB HOPE -
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPE -
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPE -
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPE -
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
BOB HOPE -
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPE