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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Bob Hope

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

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