Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPEFailure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPECongratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEThere was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPEWhen you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEI led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEA few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
BOB HOPEI like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEDid you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPEWe have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
BOB HOPE