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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

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