Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEAudiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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