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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

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