That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPEAudiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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