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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf

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