A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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