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Bob Hope

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

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