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Bob Hope

When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six

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