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BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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