I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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