I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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