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Bob Hope

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
BOB HOPE

Course Golf Play Small Winning
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPE

Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
BOB HOPE

Drinking Night Suffering
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play

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