One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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