The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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