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Bob Hope

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports

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