A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEPlease don’t stand up on my account.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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