It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPEIt’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
BOB HOPEI don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPECongratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPELots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEThe only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPETelevision. That’s where movies go when they die.
BOB HOPEPerfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEIf my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEI asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
BOB HOPE