The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPECongratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
BOB HOPEIn England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEWe’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEI don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEI feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPEI just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEA photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEAt the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPEMy secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEI’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
BOB HOPEI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPEWhen you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEThe only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPE