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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Bob Hope

I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People

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