I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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