Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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