Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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