Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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