Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPEDying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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