A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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