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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Bob Hope

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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