Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEDying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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