Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEDying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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