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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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