Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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