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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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