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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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