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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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