Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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