Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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