We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPEThere’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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