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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

Bob Hope

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People

There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “

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