Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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