I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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