I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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