If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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