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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire

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