Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
BOB HOPEWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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