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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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