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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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