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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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