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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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