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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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