Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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