I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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