Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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