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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

Bob Hope

I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPE

Extra Pages Personally Turning
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPE

Country Kind Line Money One People

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

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