I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEWe had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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