Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPE