Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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