You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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