The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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