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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.

Bob Hope

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Play Tried Weight
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
BOB HOPE

Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Definitely Essence Life

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