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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.

Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight

I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.

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