My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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