I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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