I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
BOB HOPEI’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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