I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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