I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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