Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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