Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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