I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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