Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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