Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEI’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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