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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Bob Hope

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying

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