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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

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