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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

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