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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

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