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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

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