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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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