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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
BOB HOPE

Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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