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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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