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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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