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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Bob Hope

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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