Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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