As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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