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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife

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