When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBYHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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