Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Only stupid one’s.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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