Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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