When you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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