Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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