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Bill Cosby

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective

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