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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity

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