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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

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