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Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself

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