Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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