Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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