I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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