Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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