And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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