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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship

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