In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYThat’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYIn order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYThere is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
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