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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself

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