Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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