It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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