The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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