Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Only stupid one’s.
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