It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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