A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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