Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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