Only stupid one’s.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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