You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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