The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Only stupid one’s.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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