Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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