In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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