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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Bill Cosby

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves

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