All parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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