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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

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