Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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