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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

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