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Bill Cosby

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Alone Food Live Man
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun

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