Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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