It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYAll parents experience the same problems.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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