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Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself

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