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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

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