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Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational

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