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Bill Cosby

Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst

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