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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby

Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See

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