I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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