In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYIn spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
BILL COSBYHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYThe main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBYMan can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYFatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYNever forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
BILL COSBYIt is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYMediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
BILL COSBY