I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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