Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
BILL COSBYOld is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYI was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBYNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
BILL COSBYParents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYEvery closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBY