Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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