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Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves

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