I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Only stupid one’s.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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