I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Only stupid one’s.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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