As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYIf you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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