I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Only stupid one’s.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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