Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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