Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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