The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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