Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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