Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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