That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
BILL COSBYAs I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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