It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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