Only stupid one’s.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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