It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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