You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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