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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Intellectual Nature People
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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