I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYThe essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBYA sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYThe worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYThe serve was invented so that the net could play.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYI don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYI am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBYPeople can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBYIntellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY