Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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