Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYDecide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
BILL COSBYMen and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYOnly stupid one’s.
BILL COSBYThere is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
BILL COSBYI’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBYAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYIt isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYHuman beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYAnd so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYI’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYI brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BILL COSBY