And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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