I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
BILL COSBYNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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