It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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