Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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