Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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