The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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