Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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