Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
BILL COSBYNobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Only stupid one’s.
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