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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?

Bill Cosby

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBY

Dignity Person Right
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
BILL COSBY

Eat Myself Pieces
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
BILL COSBY

Genius Marriage Yourself
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBY

Death Funny Life Reading Worst
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBY

Life Man Pride
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
BILL COSBY

Lips Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
BILL COSBY

Dream Future Inspirational Past
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
BILL COSBY

Funny Future God Hope
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
BILL COSBY

Authority Power Trust Yourself
All parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBY

Experience Parents Problem
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
BILL COSBY

Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
BILL COSBY

Old One Liner
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBY

Beautiful Black Perspective
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
BILL COSBY

Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
BILL COSBY

Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself

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