That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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