When you become senile, you won’t know it.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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