Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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