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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Humor Laughter Pain Survive Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet

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