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Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

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