I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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