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When you become senile, you won’t know it.

Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship

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